📢 The Ultimate Guide to Being a Terrible (Yet Unfireable) Employee! 😂  

From Conan O’Brien’s longtime assistant and cohost of Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend comes a hilarious and brilliantly irreverent how-to guide on surviving the workplace with minimal effort and maximum reward.  

💼 Master the art of: ✔ Dodging responsibilities while looking productive ✔ Perfecting the "I'm so busy" face ✔ Keeping your job despite questionable work ethics ✔ Getting ahead—without actually trying

Packed with laugh-out-loud stories and genius trade secrets, this book is perfect for anyone who’s ever dreamed of working smarter, not harder.  

🔥 Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter (and possibly side-eye from your boss).